An excerpt from my day. Obviously went a little mental after a whole day of unpacking boxes in a warehouse. unpack my box, i say.

To H:
"and here i am eating carbonara out of the saucepan. i had a spare serving left, i was going to message cute boys and say "come lick my bowl" but then i stood over the stove and ate the rest while drinking red wine and talking to C on the phone.
Youll be the cutest person with braces ever. ask about getting them on the back if ur stressed. Ill buy u cute accessories for them. like bands with daisies on them or some shit.
If u cant eat - try sucking on some chocolate. I was going to say "my dick",,, but then ur friends...and mine who stalk me, will think im a freak. or a transvestite. They are not the same. obvs. x"

smuggling duck rilettes

onto a baguette in the change room. id much rather be outside given that the water is so SULTRY but i was scared people would look at me funny -- as i only have a spoon to spread it.

fish

I wish i had taken photos
Someone get me a lomo and I will have no more excuses

I think Hayley took some. while i was laughing uncontrollably. on floor? something to do with a soap dispenser.

Mermaid theme -
there was one
and nat knew the movie. it was very exciting to learn. i heart nat.

Also learnt that I do not enjoy being demanded into introducing myself. And then being insulted by it - something to do with shaking hands. I probably brought it on myself, a small amount. If only people were kinder.

Lesson 3: Dont drink so much booze. Im 22. I should know better than to end up in a gutter, not being able to move. Except for nodding head. yes. I want to go home. No. I do not want hungry jacks. no I do not need to vomit. Yes. I do need you to pull the cab over. Yes. Now i feel better...yes, someone from college will probably see that tomorrow. Yes. I do want to go back to the party now.

yes i acted like a drunk 15 year old.
yes i am very embarrassed.
no i will not learn from it.

xx