Monday, 27 August 2007

duck me

I was stood up for dinner tonight...or like, forgotten about anyway (for the first time ever!...almost?)So i went down the road to get some gnocci for my duck ragu. And i bumped into my old friend. He said 'whats cookin, good lookin?' and i said 'duck ragu'. and he said 'wanna duck'?
And two little ducks went home one night
A little bit of ducking, that they might.

Just kidding. I really did have ragu though.

Friday, 24 August 2007

8th birthday hey?

I went to the movies this afternoon, all by myself. I've been wanting to do it for ages. I was surrounded by elderly couples, and lady friends with white hair. And one 80yo man sitting by himself, cruising the old girls.
I'll feel quite content when I can do a movie AND dinner alone. Scallops maybe.
I also cooked this evening! I never cook...

I can't cook.

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

86. bits.

i cant believe i went op shopping today and only came home with 2 magic looking mushrooms.

Monday, 13 August 2007

No. whatever. Trevor

The red wine is trying to eat my brain...

Thursday, 9 August 2007

The number below. plus 1

You know what I hate?
R rated porn.

I got free tickets to the cure yesterday - i was in the right place at the right time, but i had to sell the ticket because the crowd was so nasty.
Stripy socks, stockings, unwashed for a month hair, black eye makeup, skirts with sneakers - do not equal style. Or a style.

i would like to put them in a bath and give them a scrubbing brush.

oh perhaps now ive gone too far.

Thursday, 2 August 2007

still havent figured it out...oh oh...15?

I bought pretty things today. And now I cannot afford to pay the tax man. Or pay him back from last year. Oopsie. Perhaps if I gave him the name of a lovely shop I found today, he would change his mind. Dirty Pretty Things. Full of wisps (for want of a better word, that one is too cliche) of fabric and shelves of tassles. Red velvet drapes and black carpet - not quite too bordello-esque, but hinting at the similarity. Very Gorgeous and talkative owner, and happy to show off her own underwears.
Perfect really.

oh "moving on up" by dreamworld just came on the radio. hahaha i love this shit.

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

let's face it - i've lost count

Man in hyde park this morning. No T shirt. Removed belt, on pathway. Looked as if he was acting out a scene of a play or doing taekwondo (oh shit i cant believe i spelt that right!). "The lady, she'll be mine!" - while reaching down stairway pole towards road. He also prayed and reached out to (non-existant) lady when police came.
"what you take?" .... "ice, you smoked some ice?!"
I thought he was some part of an art festival.

This would be funny if someone good wrote it down.